Nina Kray – Like A Night Out In Vegas
Isn't this why we love watching videos like this? I'm wondering if Nina was really trying to be serious, or just trying to show her boobs and accentuate her big lips. While the song isn't so bad, and the video neither, but the whole combination just makes it all so trashy, but again, that's why we secretly love it.
АЖУР – One More Night
Russian MFF threesome Azhur released another track in english. Last year we saw the highly contagious "Summer Love", and this year's "One More Night" does not underwhelm either! While the trash factor is high, we can't help but love this song!
Alizée – À Contre-Courant
French child star Alizée, known from "Moi Lolita" and other barely sung chansons, shows little evolution in her lastest release "À Contre-Courant", in fact, it looks and sounds even more like the 80's video's of Mylène Farmer, who created her. Dommage, even though there wasn't so much to work with either...
Jennifer Lopez – Live It Up ft. Pitbull
Jenny Lo, you may be a milf, but surely not a model. And no, you don't know shit about fashion either. This video is a parody on the fashion industry, in an unintended way. Isn't this thing she's doing with Pitbull getting kinda old too?
きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ – インベーダーインベーダ
"Invader Invader" byt Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is definitely the wierdest thing you're going to see for a long time. We saw her before on the song "Candy Candy", but that song was easy listening compared to this. I think if my cats would team up with the neighborhoods' streetcats, they would produce something similar, or even more pleasant. My problem is mostly the atonality of the music. 'Nuf said.
Mia Borisavljevic – Luda Glava
We can always trust in Serbia for our dose of trashy videos! Mia Borsavjevic thinks it's necessary for her to put her silicone valley inside (or in sight) of the camera. We're not impressed. The boys in this video however are quite nice to look at. How about making a version of this video without her boobs, her voice, and her appearance in it?
Avril Lavigne – Here’s To Never Growing Up
So the song title is very honest. Avril is not planning of growing out of her high-school sk8er girl image. EVER.
Rebecca & Fiona – Union
While this video is very entertaining indeed, the music is a big bluff if you'd ask me. While using a very commercial beat and background music, R&F are singing in a way wanting to be very artsy. But, sorry, you're not two Björks, and if you can't sing, then don't.
LC9 – MaMa Beat (feat. Gain)
One thing's for sure: You don't want to mess with LC9. The amount of fashion aided violence in this video is off the scale, and it all leaves me wondering, was this necessary? Meanwhile this is all is guided by a Michael Jackson-esque sound track called "MaMa Beat" of which nothing is lip synced. No, the guys were too busy beating each others brains out.
Birdman – Tapout ft. Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Mack Maine & Future
There's like a hundred collabos on this song, not to mention the Kimora Lee Simmons, Christina Milian and Paris Hilton cameo's on the vid. It's like a hollywood film resting solely on the likes of 50 A list actors. The cherry on the pie is Nicky Minaj' appearance. Or should I call her "Million Dollar Pussy". It's just mostly ridiculous and two stars is merely for the laugh it gave me.
Liviu Hodor feat Mona – No Stress
Somehow this video of Livu Hodor and Mona, most famous from their "Stereo Love" improvement "Sweet Love", was highly anticipated. The visuals are quite good, with some interesting fashion ideas in the ok styling of this video. But the song fals flat. Somehow the writers wanted to play on the lyrical part of the song, but frankly they should go back to school to brush up on their basic English.
Лияна – Кой е той
Liyana is a somewhat underfed, silicone enhanced example of Bulgarian beauty. According to this video I must conclude she'd be better off sticking to porn. Well, this video is close enough...
Plagiary, the national hobby of Uzbekistan?
The video to the latest song by Amira Alibekova, "Faqat Seniki", is a bad copy of Nancy Ajram's epic video to "Mashy Haddy" of 2009. It hard being original when you even need to copy the sunglasses shape! We saw it happen before when Manzura copied Gulsen's video. Is this their national hobby?
Tugay – Cesaret
Tugay may think he has a pretty face, but nothing can conceal the fact he's singing off-key. His love interest in this video wears more make-up than your average drag queen. I'd be scared.
ARASH feat. Sean Paul – She Makes Me Go
Arash, Swedish-Persian hit wonder famous in most parts of the world, keeps pushing for world domination. This time he teams up with expired hit maker of the early nillies Sean Paul. The video plot is simple: Fill an Atlanta mansion with decent looking girls and add only two men. The song's plot is simple too: Take a 90's song of Eurodance group Ice Mc., slightly alter it, and add some autotune (Persians love autotune!). Of course this picture wouldn't be complete without Aylar Lie, the most famous Persian porno star.
Tacabro feat. Prado Grau vs Orchestra Bagutti – Tic Tic Tac
Get ready for some summertime snoozing! Unlike their international hit "Tacata" this song lacks all signs of catchiness The video is yet another "Macarena" ripoff, and the underage prostitutes in this clip will only please Berlusconi. Also, can their song title contain anything else than Tic or Tac?Hell to the NO!
Юлия Ковальчук – Мохито
The Russian, more pretty, version of Sarah Jessica Parker resurrected. Once a member of the now defunct group "Блестящие" (the rival of Via Gra) Yulia Kovalchuk started a solo career popping out a few boobs in her debut video. Then spawning singles on a more or less annual basis. So we can't sat she's really on top of it. In fact, this song sounds like it's been made 8 years ago. It's very dowdy. The video is ok though. I just don't really see what they were trying to do with it.
Алена Винницкая – Виноград
I'm usually exaggerating when I say "Nothing happens in this video", or "This video is a snooze". But in this video really nothing happens, and it really is a snooze! The song did not add to the exitement either...
Syra Martin – Ready To Fly
Syra Martin seems to have been sent from the horror brothel from hell. She's wearing a collection of atrocities as seen in the red light district. The not so special effects on this video are quite degrading. The video could've been ok if she wasn't trying to be Vampirella on viagra, and if these fx's would've been eliminated.
MARIA – LOSHO PRAVISH
Ever seen "Rude Boy" by Rihanna? Well, so did Maria, and this is the broke, trashy version of it. The song was produced by the mass producer of Bulgarian chalga-pop Costi. Churning out several songs per week, the sound gets repetitive. As repetitive as the pumped up lips we see in all the Bulgarian music videos.
Ashanti – Never Should Have
While the song is quite good, Ashanti, you "Never Should Have" added those crappy self shots to your video. Even if the video has ok moments, the amatorial shots of Ashanti (the supposed star of this video) ruin the picture. Let's hope for her this one does better than her last flop...
