Rape the 90′s
So Germany and Colombia are on a raping spree: Carilna Marquez took "Around The World" from ATC and made raped it modestly. It wasn't that great to begin with. Leony! really raped "Fugee La" by the Fugees to create "Ooh La La La". The result is less than amusing.
Shakira – Addicted To You
À la K-Pop, Shakira releases an all Spanish language song with 1 phrase in English. It's really not bad at all, but a 5th single form an album of two years ago? She looks kinda like Gulshen or Ajda Pekkan in this video, low budget, but well post-produced.
Fanny Lú – Ni Loca
This sizzling Colombian songstress ALMOST did it for me, just a tad more Romanian inspration would've changed this song into an utter smash. But still a very nice effort! By the way, can you believe she's 39? Looks like Ajda Pekka will have a rival, well let's wait another 25 years to find out how she'll keep up...
Maffia money doesn’t make you a star…
Some people tell me: If you don't have anything positive to say then shut up! It's true, I can't say anything positive about Carolina Marquez, but I'm going to say my negative anyway. First of all, she's the last thing we'll ever remember about this "song". She doesn't sing, and her share in the complete finished work is less then 5%. For some strange reason, her lack of talent perhaps, she got upstaged by a variety of other people trying to do their thing in this audio-atrocity. JayKay would be the logical person to get the main credit here. His performance is adequate. Then she spends her Italian Mafia and all of her Colombian Cocaine money on hit-boy Lil' Wayne, but then her producers speed up his vocals so much we wouldn't even recognize it's actually Him.
The lesson: TALENT CAN'T BE BOUGHT. If you can't sing, are not good looking, can't dance then the only thing is being smart like Madonna (or whatever she did right to get to the top). But if you're none of the above your only hope is meeting Jay-Z or L.A. Reid, until you don't, it's better to put your sugar daddy's money somewhere else.
Shakira’s new career: Pole Dancer
After flopping with this song, that's just what she will do best, as there was no connection with the stripper scenes and the rest of the video. Plus they're done spending on her, they've spent on baloons, booze and not forgetting her fabulous wig. OK shaki, you sure look very innocent with that wig, but what's this bipolar image you're sending out...