Mia Borisavljevic – Luda Glava
We can always trust in Serbia for our dose of trashy videos! Mia Borsavjevic thinks it's necessary for her to put her silicone valley inside (or in sight) of the camera. We're not impressed. The boys in this video however are quite nice to look at. How about making a version of this video without her boobs, her voice, and her appearance in it?
NIKOLIJA [feat. Teča] – CAO ZDRAVO
This could become the trashiest video of the year, leave that up to Nikolija. Actually, it's even more horrific and disturbing than trashy, can you handle it?
Danijela Vranic – Harfa
Danijela Vranic covered a 1998 Anna Vissi song and sparked an outcry by greeks on youTube. The internet just wouldn't be the same without ethnic jealousy. The song is a melodramatic tear jerker, but the video is worth watching.
Moje 3 – Ljubav Je Svuda
I've neglected the Eurovision Trash Song Contest this year, and I had good reasons to do so. This entry from Serbia being one of them. Apparently the rest of Europe has to be informed that Serbia has some fine prostitutes who can sing, or at least porn stars. We'll see where this 90% porn 10% music entry goes in Malmö...
Milica Pavlovic – Pakleni Plan
Milica Pavlovic, Serbian tabloid queen, and her lips walk on a very likely place at night: An abandoned warehouse. After the obvious kidnapping she decides to engage in hysterical dances with her kidnappers, talking about a Stockholm syndrome...
Dragana Mirkovic – Mili MIli
Dragana Mirkovic either had a fight with the neighbour's cat or simply burst out of her outfit before shooting this video. The amount of make-up used on her face would supply any normal woman for about a year, but this 44 y/o had to try very hard to look 14 again...
Emina Jahovic – I da mogu
Emina, in desperate need of more voice, really believes she's the Serbian incarnation of Jennifer Lopez, and it's convincing to a certain extend...
Marina Viskovic – Pogresan raj
If pole-dancing was an olympic sport Marina would surely catch the gold. The studio shots weren't that bad, but they had to ruin everything by shooting outside as well. I know a certain Serbian friend of mine who's going to cringe over this one!
Croatia: Porn or music?
When they said "Nude is the new black" they didn't mean naked, Maja Morales! They meant the color nude! Well who'd blame her, her less then mediocre singing talents wouldn't exactly cause a sand storm if she didn't take off her clothes...
If Lady GaGa was a crack whore
Only then i would be able to compare the two (occasional) blondes. Ana Kokic in a Costi produced balkan-banger shows us a lot of lip, eye make-up and stiff dance moves. However Idemo Na Sve could be worse and if you don't mind the cheese around it, it can be quite harmless entertainment.
MIXKULA Awards: The Trashiest videos of 2011
This first MIXKULA Awards series that will play out throughout the end of this year, will honor the girls who had the guts to bare all, to face all odds and to embrace TRASH!
First up: Dunja Illic, who made many one's stomach turn, and is, I quote "A shame for the Serbian nation"
Second is Zaimina Vasjari, the one that's been massively researched by all of you who arrive from Google! Less voice, more silicone is her anthem!
The bronze goes to Девушки Эйнштейна - Сука. The well fitted tittle "Bitch" fits this 3:20 of passionless "kissing" I'd call it mouth-scraping. It's really vulgar and disgusting, and whoever came up with this should be jailed for crimes of aesthetics.
Requirement: Hollywood Wax
While some applaud Dunja for her latest "piece of art", you could also state this video as an atrocity in many different ways. First of all: she begins her video with an arabic text, then shows scene with which she would be stoned to death in most of those countries that use Arabic as their official language. Clearly visible in this video is her lack of harem styled clothes and her perfectly waxed bikini line. If that wasn't bad enough two 80's clad hysterical dancer accompany her in this eyesore. This all is backed by a eurovision style 90's house track that leaves me wondering what's the point of all this.