Vince Kidd – The Zoo
After not winning the Voice UK, a single that did not reflect his personality was released for him. Now he's back with "The Zoo", and things seem to be looking up for Vince. Enjoy this display of street fashion!
This summer’s MIXKULA playlist!
The best songs to relive this summer are here collected in a playlist!
Nice alternative to RihannaRape Alert! Cascada – Rythm Of The Night
One of our favorite 90's classics "Rythm Of The Night" by Corona just got raped, by Anglo-German Cascada. While Sunblock enhanced "Baby Baby" using the original singer and giving it a modern twist, Cascada just planely violated it, publicly. Ok, Sunblock's video was more questionable but this Cascada's version is terrible!
Spencer & Hill feat. Mimoza – Let Out Da Freak
Who needs Rihanna or Rita Ora? Exactly! This song is pretty hot without either of Jay Z's hotties!
DREAM BEATS feat. THE F▲CE – Love Stuck
I contemplated posting this for a long time, but it really deserves a top spot here, just F▲CE it! With NO budget they made a completely crazy periodic video! The video is like being back in the 70's while the song makes my 90's heart beat faster! A hit!
Azealia Banks – Liquorice
It's like Missy Elliot lost all her weight and went back to the '92 sound, were we waiting for this?
JES & Ronski Speed – Can’t Stop
Those glasses might have been cool in 2008 when GaGa wore them, but it's 4 years late honey...
Cheryl – Call My Name
After losing the Cole, the husband AND the job (at the X-Factor USA) Cheryl-formerly-Cole brings us "Call my Name". It's visually strong, but musically weak. Moreover, she seems to be in the delusion that she's a fashion model. I'd rather her doing that than singing!
Fallen from grace
Jessie J – Laserlight ft. David Guetta
While a surefire hit, this new Guetta tracks just become less and less exciting. While Titanium, the original which this is a bad copy from, was hot, this is not. Jessie's vocals sound nothing less than hysterical and do not seem to fit the music. Two thumbs down!
Rihanna minus the X-Factor
Rita Ora, the Albanian destined to be the white Rihanna. But she misses that something. Singing this Rihanna reject "R.I.P." the image, expressions, everything remind us of the Bajan beauty. However, it just doesn't convince me completely.
Who run this motha* world? That’s right not you!
So if Beyoncé's last album failed to please me, that does not take away that I think she's one of the greatest voices and influences out there. Now two cases of Beyoncé gone bad and worse. Let's start bad: Dawn Richards. Could've been an ok song, but the video and the track are too reminiscent of "Who Run The World". Even worse: Kat Graham. She thought repeated screams and kitchenware would make a nice song. She was wrong.
The only black girl that couldn’t sing…
Give it up to the UK for finding the only black girl that couldn't sing. Samia serves us an antiquated "I like - Stay" set in a terrible £0.99 video. It's supposed to be sensational as the intro claims, sensationally bad that is.
Luciana – “I’m still hot”, is she?
I should get a new logo for übertrash, but apparently she's still hot. Luciana already terrified us with her "singing" in 2006 on "yeah yeah", and this song was released 6 months ago, but somehow people think she's hot. Is copying lady-gaga signatures of 2008 in 2011 hot? Is 38 still hot? I think she's ridiculous for behaving like a teen at her age, and now, you's not hot anymore!
I feel sorry for Kelly
Now this is bad, and when i say BAD I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY bad! This Brittish Twit "Vicky Green" or whoever the f she is, just couldn't help but rape Kelly Rowlands vocals in the allready awful, yet successful song "Here We Go Again". The song was terrible to begin with, but this Vicky Voiceless just had to shout over the delicate vocals of Kelly? Sorry this is a pure rape-crime!
Madge’s Minion
M.I.A. , Madonna's new minion who got a marginal part in Maddy's latest video "Give Me All Your lovin'" did a slightly more epic video herself. Now this is the kind of shit we'd expect from her new patron. Provocative arab stereotypes mixed with 80's hip-hop. Somethings wrong here: this video exceeds the budged of all M.I.A.'s videos put together, doubled and then trippled. I smell a Mad Donna rat. Good for her she actually lived to tell this video...
Hot Mess
UK Singer Redd teams up with the two whores of Hip Hop and R&B: Snoop Dogg and Akon. Tremendously famous for very good efforts in the past, these two slid down the ladder of trash by their lust for money. Snoopy was gangstah until he became the bitch of many eastern european acts for a littlebit of money. Similar stories go for Akon. This international production is, to say the least messy. As the video is. It's hard to hear the 'star' Redd in this joint, and for her work on camera she can knock on the door of many Romanian starlets for advice.
The official MIXKULA Playlist
I'm happy to share with you all the latest MIXKULA playlist, so you can all enjoy all the TOP songs of this moment! This one is actually on my iPod which i listen to daily so enjoy!
Speaking tongues
The beat clearly got to Delia's brains. After a small dose of verse she's already speaking tongues in the chorus. Personally I wouldn't listen to this song for my pleasure either. Whistles on speed make Roger Witthaker sound like a tame saint. Also note the fashion atrocities Delia is rearing in this piece of video. Ok, clothes that change color are great, but not with those mad secretary from the 70's glasses! The worst is the rubber hat with spikes one would find football supporters wearing... (Click second link for an instant hysterical laughter attack)
Boring Vs. Hot
So Leona Lewis first stole it, then decided to pay when she was caught red-handed. Talkin' about her stealing the music by Swedish Avicii on her latest single Collide. The problem is, she misses the X-Factor desperately. She's as exiting as watching a plant grow. Her being photogenic improved slightly, but if i have to compare Avicii's version, "Fade Into Darkness" to Leona's feeble attempt, I know what way the scale will go!
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Trash:
The most annoying little twit
On the pinnacle of the britpop charts is... Cher Lloyd, the most annoying little twit since... roaches? This Ke$ha wannabe is bipolar even in her song, and frankly it just makes me cringe. So congratz Cher Lloyd, but no thank you!
Someone wanted to be Sophie Ellis Bextor…
Too bad she's not, it's a nice attempt,but no, she really misses the class, looks and style.