MIXKULA Awards 2012: Trashiest video of the year. The nominees are:
It's that time of the year one starts to reflect on the past twelve months. Now here at MIXKULA, we've collected the top and trash from around the world, and we've just reflected on the worst videos of this year, selected from all the music promo's on the planet. Only one can be the worst ofcourse, and it's important you have your say in this, so please vote, results will be posted later on!
OKSI – ЛЮБИТЬ ЗА ДВОИХ : Is it a music video or is it pornography?
Винтаж и Bobina – На-На-На :Farmer chic or just manure?
Траяна – Частен случай : Did she really have to take off her panties to sell this song?
Maj Blom - Grilpartaj : Is this an homage to Lady Gaga's meat dress, or just an attempt to get the guys to eat more meat?
Sisi Girl – Que Sera: When nipples become every-day body parts to show, one becomes worried...
Shaggy Ft. Eve - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" : This video screams crisis and ghetto, I wish I never seen this.
Yurena – Go : Go home Yurena!
Maja Morales - Zaplakaćeš ti zbog mene : One needs no clothes, when we've got hands to cover our privates...
ДАША АСТАФЬЕВА & NIKITA – Avocado : When the reference to "eat my pussy" become too literal...
SEREBRO – МАЛЬЧИК : What's more trashy than making 1 trashy video? Make a trashy rip-off of that trashy video!
Ірина Федишин- Гітара
While temperatures in Kiev are dropping below zero, Irina Fedishin feels it's time for a summer video... If you'd ask me the vocals are off key, and the styling isn't that of a "Gitana" but more of a "Puttana", judge for yourself...
Ани Лорак – Зажигай сердце
Ani Lorak gives us a video filled with hot barely clad male dancers, and we're not complaining! Although at one point they manage to really raise my eybrows: The Jack-in-the-box thing really i terrible! But the song is strong and memorable!
Юлия Войс – Ненавижу любя
Yulia Voice, I'm gonna tell this one more time: DO NOT MATCH EYESHADOW WITH CLOTHES. But the rest of this video is ok, and the song is catchy! Plus hot male models always work for me!
ДАША АСТАФЬЕВА & NIKITA – Avocado
If you replace "Avocado" with "Eating Pussy", i think we're pretty close to the direct translation the girls of NikitA and playmate Dasha Astafyeva were looking for. Petty she shaved her head for this forgettable video, I think the tears were tears of remorse...
Анна Седокова – Что я наделала
As usual, like all women from Eastern Europe do, Anna Sedekova has to kill her fiance for cheating. Or so we suspect. It's the first song by this ex-Via Gra member that I actually like.
PREMIERE: RUSLANA – МІЙ БРАТ!
It's certainly interesting what Ruslana has been up to lately: from football anthems to outdated hip hop. This song starts kinda slow, but when it does, it's realy the Ruslana sound I've gotten to know over the years. Not sure if it has hit-potential. All I hope that that's not really her hair...
Полина Гагарина – Нет
Now this is a video that reminds me of VIA Gra's "LML". If only the song was as nice as the video, this would've been a smash!
ТИНА КАРОЛЬ “Я НЕ БЕРУ ТРУБКУ”
I'm posting it, but I do urge you not to watch this video. Tina Karol is wearing a red, glittered diaper and the song is just horrible...
D.LEMMA feat. Игорь Татаренко – У ла ла ла
OK, I'm just really in the summer mood, can you tell? This video totally makes me want to go to the Ukrainian seaside!
Лавика – Всё в моей душе
I was positive about the last Lavika video, but this is really terrible. I just can't stand the parts of the ugly man dancing, it makes me cringe so much I can't even concentrate on the song. I did not manage to finish watching the video...
Горячий Шоколад – Стены
Hot Chocolate or Горячий Шоколад, should be called "hot clones". Or "The Clones With The Worst Make-Up Artist". They're too similar, who is who? The video is rather trashy, with polished shots and almost amatorial looking shots interchanging. The plot is all very melodramatic. And did I mention their make-up is terrible?
Mirami – Summer Dreams
OK, the beginning of this video is really an epic fail. We really didn't want to see the antiquated Mr. President (now LayZee) in a cheap hotel room. Missed potential if you asked me, the song would've been much better if I didn't understand the lyrics were crappy. Let's hope they release a Ukrainian version as well...
How refreshing, a threesome: Dasha Astafieva & NIKITA – “Avocado”
While the song may be catchy, what NIKITA is showing us (their tits and, oh yes, their even more private parts) nothing new. When you done it all, there's nothing left to shock, and you're doomed to fail. Well, without a catchy song...
Глюк’oZa – Ко$ка
It's the Ke$ha Ko$ka, or am I the only who sees the similarity? The song is terrible, but the video is worth watching at least once.
Justify porn: OKSI – ЛЮБИТЬ ЗА ДВОИХ
I think by now we've seen it all. OKSI is fully nude (with some blurred parts you know where) and "mating". After this a shocking video can only be full on tripple-x rated. Bravo, even my straight male friends felt emberassed! The song clearly sucks, and the video is just not enough to make it work.
PREMIERE! Ruslana – Давай, Грай! (Ого! Ого!)
You can really see Football Fever has burst into flames in Ukraine and Poland. This is Ruslana's most commercially feasible effort in a long time, while staying true to her personality. I have to say she gathered a lot of people for this video, and really captures to spirit. Ok, I hate football, but I'll forgive her this time.
Эрика – Папарацци
Where would Erika be without Lady Gaga? Right! There's not much in this video that Gaga can learn from, except for maybe some relatability. That being said, it's a very well made video, worth watching.
LOBODA – ОБЛАКА
Saved by the song. Svetlana Loboda released a shitload of trailers for this video, but all of the were more exiting than the video itself. The song however is nice and hence the top rating! In my opinion Loboda looks older because of all her plastic surgery, not very pretty!
Наталья Могилевская – На грани
Well, guess who played too much Zelda? It's Natalya Mogylevskaya. This video features an impressive bit of CGI and is on its own not bad at all. It's the song, a passé middle of the road style song, that kills it. But it's her monotone voice that actually kills the song...
The Queen On Budget Madonna – Girl Gone Wild
It's clear Madonna made her latest video for the last people who actually care of seeing her video: Her gay fans. What she might not know is that they might be more educated than way back in the day. This video has taken a bit too much inspiration from Ukrainian boyband Kazaky's danceroutines in high heels, infact they're actually IN her video. With the difference that their videos actually do look like they were high budget, and Madge's just looks like she spent her small change on it. So much for being able to stand on her own feet. I'm not even going into the completely dowdy song, that's sung as if she had to do it quickly before going to the toilet...
PLEASE!
Max Barskih had the "original" idea to make a "epic" out of his song "Z.Dance". While i can confirm it's high budget, I can also state that it adds nothing to the already mediocre song, which seems based on 2008 material of Lady Gaga (Just Dance). Frankly this whole video is just disgusting, and serves to compensate a lack of originality in the song. But wait, a zombie movie is hardly original on its own...